on December 22, 2009 4:08 PM *Little ASEAN statesman*
*Kaki JALAN* - always walking the streets until mabuk
*LINESMAN / PERIPHERAL BOY / little man from the EAST* - always sniping from the sidelines (Clinton and other world leaders in Bosnia and Mid East with King Hussein and Rabin and Arafat and all that in Washington and you quietly donating for that little mosque (in Bosnia))
*Mandela’s little brother (and forgotten one too)* - “hard-hitting speech in CHOGM and all that” but nobody cares and all the credit and honour goes to Mandela. “Nice”. Noble but foolish. And still no NOBEL prize. Political prize? Only to sour grapes and a sore loser (like you!) Plus, Mandela gets this mammoth birthday concert feted by legendary singers and Hollywood Actors like Morgan Freeman and Josh Groban while the only people throwing a small party for you are the little boys from Lim Kok Wing and all your other business cronies like Vincent.
*(a) LOUSY GAMBLER (you are)* - you lost Bank Negara money on speculation, billions on Perwaja, bloating costs financing those megaprojects at the height of the economic crisis and quite a sum on the E-village and not too soon after on that very same plot of land Biovalley (yup I still remember those two! There’s no escaping me!)
-I want my money back! Refund now!
*Kepala Pusing* - yes I’m talking about you, if you know what I’m talking about.
*BIG eyes (esp your last son) BIG nose and BIG mouth* - yes; BIG MOUTH!!!, but nobody hears and nobody cares. Strange. Where all the noise go?
*SLACKER / LATE BLOOMER / PROCRASTINATOR!!! – only become PM at 55 retirement age, only become strongman and statesman in 89 (10 YRS LATER) and wasted 22 years (definitely the first 10)
*Greatest UNKNOWN person* - even the little girls Britney Spears and Hannah Montana are more famous than you; and they’re not even 20. (If even you’ve been led to believe otherwise, DON’T! Rather believe me than those bloody shoe polishers RTM and New Straits Times who only report the kampongs and know nothing of the outside world; besides of which you the Spin Doctor Mahathir Spun to your blindness, deafness and destruction). Truly you are kepala pusing (spin – pusing, get it?)
All those trips to London and not a single Mat Salleh soul know you! My goodness! They think you’re some Malay tourist or something. Some tramp or some illegal immigrant picking up pebbles or in those British supermarket. Of course those few foreign press guys esp. the South East Asia bureau and some government officials from the foreign ministry know you. But I’m talking about the MAN ON THE STREET.
Hugo Chavez just got a wonderful exclusive interview by LARRY KING. Bet you’ve heard of him, though he’s never heard of you! I challenge you to even get 30 seconds on OPRAH or something. Can’t?
On a lighter note; come on’ you knew the USA was the superpower, that this was the American century; you even mention it in your book (New Deal). You confessed that Hollywood movies beamed worldwide feature totally all-American settings and background (By the way how was Beverly Hills?) You could have done something.
*KAWAN kepada LAWAN* - all your ‘friends’ have betrayed you. Tajuddin Ramli, Pak Lah, Rafidah, Syed Hamid, Samyvellu, Nazri, ALL!!! Cabinet colleagues are rakan sekerja not buddies. And don’t be friends with Kasitah G the smallest minister with no commodities (he was commodities minister).
*WHITE ELEPHANT missed Thailand, instead it came HERE!*
- why build two tallest buildings (Petronas Twin Towers) when ONE could do the job (of being tallest)?
- 50bil Putrajaya is only 1 precinct government and the other 19 residential; you basically wasted money on mere houses and just built the PM’s office and the mosque and your freaking palace which you only stayed for 4 years. I wonder whether Endon or Jeanne fancied the blue walls your wife picked? Getting back that’s like just 5% of the place? Btw the ministry of Finance building has officially taken over Angkasapuri as the most “beautiful building in Msia”. And speaking of Parcel B, C, D and E; I mean 5 ministries in one building? Are our ministries so small? These parcels look ordinary anyway, like some 3 star hotel. And Wisma Putra building in Putrajaya definitely looks like a hotel.
- same with Cyberjaya; all those condos and just ONE building which already houses all the companies! That’s like 2 floors per company?
- KL has Stadium Merdeka (outdoor) and S. Negara (indoor). Shah Alam has another outdoor and indoor (melawati) stadium. Now Bukit Jalil has an outdoor and indoor stadium too. What for? Apart from the opening ceremony, what other event is going to attract 100,000 spectators? Who likes to play in a near empty stadium? What about Shah Alam? Are you sure the Commonwealth Games is so big? Have you seen Manchester’s one? It was smaller than the SUKMA.
- of course not to mention the very spacious or should I say EMPTY KLIA.
Yup, these are all your megaprojects. Totally a waste of money and unnecessary for a small country like Msia. Good for national pride though. The cost of national pride? – 100 billion. The biggest payoff and your biggest achievement: F1. I have to say even Schumacher and all the F1 drivers were literally forced to come here to a place they would never come even for a holiday.
I might sound unpatriotic and traitor-ly here, but that’s totally untrue. These are just the costs; that’s all.
*Last word: Don’t even bother defending yourself. Quickly run and hide! I’ll provide VIDEO EVIDENCE later.
“Crème de la Crème” Sure you’ve heard of this phrase…BEST of the BEST!
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You on the other hand…
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You are to be an INTERNATIONAL STATESMAN, known and respected in EVERY TRIBE, TONGUE, RACE, RELIGION AND NATION, not just a little SOUTHEAST ASIAN statesman like a certain Suharto.
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You might be so-so greatest inside Malaysia like a jaguh kampong terpencil but beyond these four walls you’re nothing but a little ASEAN strongman and just an AVERAGE STATESMAN…like Suharto
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Yup, I don’t think you have done enough to cement your statue as a great man…little bit only…and I’m not a critic of dissident…except in this matter.
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You mean to tell me that you think you are as great as Mandela, Julius Caesar, Queen Victoria, Einstein, Cleopatra, Tutankhamen, Gandhi, Shi Huang Ti, Marlon Brando, Shakespeare, all your other admirees, and even Britney Spears that little girl? Then you must be DREAMING!!!
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And don’t listen to your admirers and supporters – definitely not your blog readers – though how sweet the sound. They watch too must RTM and read too much Utusan and only see the kampongs and padi fields and are as blind as you.
Yup, I don’t think you have done enough to cement your statue as a great man…little bit only…and I’m not a critic of dissident…except in this matter.
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As I said I did some sort of survey online, chipping into various international forums and sending questions to various websites and people online from all over the world. They only had to answer whether they have heard of you and a few other simple questions related. There were respondents from US, UK, even Japan, Brazil, Africa, China, of course SE ASIA, Hungary, basically all over the world. And the response was hardly overwhelming.
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One or two only vaguely remember you as the long time PM of Msia. The rest have never even heard of you. In the so called centre and capital of the world the USA most of the replies said their most common name is FIDEL CASTRO, and he too is an enemy of America so there's no excuse. Furthermore he's embargoed and banned by the US.
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Crème de la Crème?
Are you sure you did not fall for your own spin?
Videos and picture message. (here’s the proof)
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Mandela and Oprah Winfrey
http://www.achievement.org/achievers/win0/large/win0-022.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/26/article-1029436-01BE7F8600000578-337_468x650.jpg
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/apCBCONLINE2_SOUTH__3989735.jpg
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Mandela with Will Smith, Annie Lennox, Leona Lewis and scores of other celebrities
How come you’re not there? Not invited?
http://binside.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/28/will_smith_nelson_mandela.jpg
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2008/06/51952/400et_nmandela_group_080626_gty_81719293.jpg
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Mandela with Clinton
What about you? Not big enough?
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2004/06/21/clinton_mandela372.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/25/article-1029470-01BE6D5600000578-34_468x449.jpg
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Mandela and Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay
He even cooked a birthday dinner for Mandela. Will he cook for you?
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/One+Only+Cape+Town+Lunch+Benefit+Mandela+Childrens+5cnQ1KYq-rsl.jpg
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Mandela with Sarkozy and his girlfriend
http://hottestgossip.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mandela-bruni.jpg
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Clinton, Rabin and Arafat signing the Peace Accord
Arafat even watched Tom and Jerry at Madeleine Albright’s house.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/14/1250256615677/1993-President-Clinton-pr-030.jpg
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Clinton and the “Fantasic Four” – the REAL world leaders
Where are you?
http://images.google.com.my/imgres?imgurl=http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/50475104.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DIWSAsset%26k%3D2%26d%3D4996399091E831863501DE6DC4F417837497451F39BA9143&imgrefurl=http://www.life.com/image/50475104&usg=__HSwcg0uRLRHuSzn0WJUNb5J3HCo=&h=396&w=594&sz=32&hl=en&start=18&tbnid=WpWGXA9cXEOOxM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dking%2Bhussein%2Barafat%2Bclinton%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den
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Usa and China
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/091120/GAL-09Nov20-3136/media/PHO-09Nov20-188901.jpg
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Bush and Blair
Love them or hate them, they are the two biggest world leaders
http://www.indymedia.ie/attachments/aug2006/20050607washington_bush_blair.jpg
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Obama: On my left, PM of Britain; and on my right, President of France
Behind - PM of Msia
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/26/alg_barack_obama_sarkozy_brown.jpg
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Bush driving Putin
Who drove you?
http://www.september11news.com/Nov14BushPutinTruck.jpg
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Despots and their computer games
I’ve personally played the Osama one. Pretty fun!
http://www.keithdecker.com/OsamaBinLadenLiquors.gif
http://www.avclub.com/assets/images/articles/article/1552/SB_robot-hitler_color.jpg
http://www.29soft.com/pcgameimage/Quest_for_Saddam/boxshot.jpg
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VIDEOS
Larry King with Hugo Chavez
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=larry+king+chavez&search_type=&aq=f
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President Kennedy eulogying Ataturk even 25 years after his death.
Even after just six years, You’re deader than Ataturk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RfCGap0Pic
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Mandela’s concert
Even in Msia nobody threw a concert for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYyp1QJBi3Q
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Ashwarai Rai on Oprah show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJNjaGKfgPk
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Gaddafi on Letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxZBpld9YS0
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Will they do any of these – even just 5% - for you? No? Why? Because you just a little ASEAN statesman, right?
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* If I mentioned earlier I would be helping you. But now that its too late, It seems that Im critisizing you. Well...
